VAMPIRE DREAM

OK, Last night I had THE craziest and most insane dream, and it was AWESOME.

I dreamt I was a vampire and I had to kill my vampire enemies. I drank beer (which in my dream, is VERY bad for vampires.) With one sip, I was drunk as hell. "HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO JUMP?" I was supposed to jump from a balcony onto the evil vamps who were letting it be known that there were vampires in town. ILLEGAL. So, we doused the evil vamps in beer, then threw matches upon them, in hopes that they would catch fire and die. That happened for all but one. The worst vampire lived. His name was Tom. For those of you that know me, you will laugh. Haha.
Anyway, He didnt die. So me, my baby vampire, and my GORGEOUS HOT BLACK VAMPIRE BOYFRIEND went running. But my boyfriend was about to die. And I didnt know if I could trust him. For some reason I thought he might be evil as well. Then I woke up.

As I was telling my mum this story, she asked, "Are vampires real?" Both me and my dad responded, "YES!" HAHA. Her response? "HOLY SHIT!"